College Appetite

While Elwood feels inadequatearound young womenin the college cafeteria,he flirts with his chicken salad.Sometimes Elwood nibblesthe edge of the crust.Before he knows itthe lettuce asks him for a kiss.

Charles wants to studyfor a Political Science exam.He seeks out the solace of a friend —a warm slice of apple pie waitsfor him. It whispersits succulent expectations —the fork breaks its silence,accusing the lemon meringue pieof cold blooded murder.Justice is served when the peach cobblertestifies on behalf of the defendant.

Mildred admired the fruit salad.They smiled like they knew each other.The meatloaf had bedroom eyesfor the mashed potatoes and gravy.

Angela was delighted to hearthe chicken cutletsing an Elvis Presley song.

Delilah couldn’t care lessif the peas and carrotslived or died.They were through.

The baked apple crumb-cakecouldn’t stop braggingabout himself.The most popular guyin the sophomore class.